What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:08

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
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Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
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